All of my bras permanently smell like coffee. Thanks, Starbucks

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

(via theamericanpoet)

• Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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